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[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 178 points 4 weeks ago (24 children)

I don't know why this needs to be a joke. Assuming the rest of the company is minimally competent and the middle managers can write clear executive documents an LLM will probably beat the average CEO just by virtue of not having moods. The only downside is that LLMs can't do in person "social networking" yet.

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 52 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (16 children)

All true. To your question, however: until software can be named as a legal fiduciary, CEOs can only be functionally replaced. That is, a real person who can be summoned by a court has to take responsibility for whatever shit the LLM gets the company into.

E: way more replies than I’m used to, most re: same issue, so I’m clarifying here.

Preface: totally not my area, IANAL.

To clarify, I specifically meant CEOs can be named in a lawsuit by the shareholders for failure in fiduciary capacity. I didn’t mean a summons to answer for the sins of the corporation. TLDR: math models can’t be sued.

(But if I’m wrong I’m wrong.)

[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 25 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

The middle managers can take turns as the Straw CEO for legal purposes. Or maybe someone can provide Straw CEO as a Service while living somewhere with few extradition treaties.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 weeks ago

Rotate it as an "on call" role monthly among all employees. If called upon to act, the person receives CEO-level salary for the necessary hours. And they're in the running for an end-of-year bonus, to be voted on by all employees depending on the results of their actions in that role. (Splitting it between equally-valuable Acting CEOs is permissable.)

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