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I still sport my old Think Geek T-Shirt: 'No I Will Not Fix Your Computer' to family functions.
The IT guy plight is real.
"Haha that shirt is funny. Anyway I have this brand new 7 year old HP laptop and suddenly it's all sluggish and when I try to open another chrome tab it freezes for a few minutes."
Gotta update the back with
"And neither the printer will get fixed"
My objection is the fact that it's always the technophones that seem to have the most complicated technical issues. Like my mother who managed to uninstall the driver for the embedded fingerprint reader in her laptop,
My go to was once it turned into troubleshooting I said "$55 an hour, that's my rate". If they said "why so expensive?" I'd follow up with "because I don't want to do it." Usually got a laugh and if they were actually willing to pay then they actually needed help, not just "why computer no computer gooder"
Probably made me look like an ass a few times, but I'm at the cookout, I don't wanna work on your busted-ass Chromebook from 2013. I want to hang out, eat a burger, drink some beer, and not work.