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Toddlers like to stare at my bald head. So one time I turned around and smiled back and the little guy immediately starts crying. Bad.
Turns out I had the worst iritis ever (its kinda like pink eye but worse), looked like a zombie and probably traumatized the poor bugger for life.
Ah so that's how people get peladophobia
One time I was at a cafe getting lunch, and I saw an old man's skull. He wasn't just bald, he had his skull showing. It was the colour of bone with a red ring of flesh around the hole. And he was sitting and having a coffee with his friends.
You should tattoo a new face on the back of your head and start over. Keep the toddlers happy.