Brother you can’t start with sex and expect to get good results, she’s not your right hand.
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Sexy time? No thanks
Movie? No thanks
What do you want to do?
Sit on the porch with you, have a drink and talk, go for a walk, sleep, whatever.
Why not just ask? Or:
I'm gonna watch Hot Fuzz, do you want to?
OMG you are so hot I want you right now.
Not that it's someone's responsibility to know how to ask things, but I think it does help to you know, know your partner. Someone asking "sexy time?" wouldn't make me want sex, and I might want to watch a movie if I know which one.
Even better - "I'm gonna play Genshin, unless you wanna watch a movie, is there anything you want to watch? "
Like, there are probably a thousand better ways to approach this. Maybe it's in the delivery not the suggestions.
Guess I'm lucky, my gf and I look at each other and just ask "wanna touch?" And 9/10 times touchy time commences. Literally zero bullshit nuance or mind reading. We have great communication and neither of us dance around what we want. Best relationship I've had.
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I'm gonna watch Hot Fuzz, do you want to?
(Racks shotgun) "You're off the fkin CHAIN!"
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I have had this exact meme happens to me just yesterday.
Sexy time no, movie no. She went to bed and i turned on pc and she was looking at me exactly like this.
In her defense, she was looking at me like that because I wouldn't have good sleep if I play more than 30-40 mins, and she would be worried I wouldn't log off in time and won't be able to sleep herself till I log off.
She wants to cuddle and have a normal human conversation.
Well we can do that while im saving the world from aliens.
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That's funny, but if this is really you, you have emotional and relationship work to do and need solo and couples' therapy.
Wife: ...okay, bastard, I'm in!