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Missed opportunity to name the website PortHUB.

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"Transferring 200GB of data" πŸ˜‚

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 30 points 2 days ago

200GB of data across that connector is gonna get so hot

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Much lower than the number for humans.

"One sperm contains about 3.3 billion base pairs, stored in DNA. Each base pair is two bits of data, for a total of 787MB of data per sperm. With somewhere around 280 million sperm per ejaculation, that means a single load contains about 220,000 terabytes of data. That’s a lot of information to swallow. "

That’s a lot of information to swallow.

I'm fucking dying 🀣

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 29 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Every video starts with trying to get it in, flipping over to try again, before succeeding on the 3rd attempt.

The extra raunchy videos might "go straight in". "USB raw"

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

You remember those drives that required 2 usb ports, one for power and one for data? Those would do well on there too.

[–] sunrisepirate@piefed.social 21 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

It's a penetrating oil though

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Not with that attitude

[–] pticrix@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

He's degreasing the monkey.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

USB-C must have been like fantasy becoming reality for them.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Goddamn, the throughput on that tiny little thing

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 7 points 2 days ago

Double the sex positions!

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 7 points 2 days ago

This gets better the more you look at it.

Reminds me of the robot burlesque performance on Futurama.

Hawt

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago

Ironically that would make him quite human.