…except the local bird population.
My cat takes care of me, he cares more for me than anyone else does or ever has.
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What a nightmare this is to read
This chart is so bad I give it a huge green x.
I don't know if that's good, or bad. So I'll give it a yellow squiggly thing.
I’m not convinced my cat doesn’t support facism.
🤏 Supports Facism
cats are anarchists
cats are monarchists
If you want to get technical, they're archaeo-galacto-imperialists, because they still worship the Old Gods from Afar, and continue to serve the unbroken dynasties that sprung from the Old Gods' loins in the days when humanity was still just a bunch of single-celled organisms cruising through space on frozen asteroids.
Of course, they serve as deified emissaries of the Old Gods, giving them a position in the universe incomprehensibly far above us lesser beings who have never even heard of the Old Gods and have no clue where "Afar" even is. But it is a service they render with great pride and deference!
Cats are anarcho-monarchists (if more than one cat present)
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Cats most definitely support fascism, and you cant convince me otherwise
Only if they get to be the dictator XD
What's with the different set of tick and cross emoji.
Giving made with AI vibes.
My guess is the list was originally less comprehensive and someone expanded it using different symbols
Edit: nvm
- ✔️ = Yes (bad)
- ✅ = Yes (good)
- ❌ = No (bad)
- ❎ = No (good)
- 🤏 = Little bit
Clearly a cat made this by mashing the keyboard
Or maybe "assisted with work." The chart says they do that.
green background means good, no background means bad
And you can easily prevent all the damage to the local environment by just keeping your cat inside.
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There are definitely cats who would support Trump.
Well as long as they're not allowed to vote we should be fine.
This shows cats:10 AI:1, not 1 to 0.
I'm sure somewhere in time a cat has been partially responsible for deleting a database. It's just another thing to knock over.
🤏
Human : apparently can't settle of on set of tick and cross which makes this a bit confusing vⓋ🆅🇻✅√☑️🗸🗹
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Poops all over your house? Brother I think you forgot about litterboxes.
When cats are stressed (usually meaning they're either really sick or you've screwed up) they may poop anywhere. Also an issue with kittens who haven't learned it yet.
That's why it's only a little (🤏) problematic. :D
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Surely chances are there has been at least one incident of a cat taking out a production database
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Cats destroy Environment 🤏 (only if outdoors, even my cat's litter is biodegradable and 100% natural - corn + cassava)
also, I can't confirm that cats don't support facism lol
checkmark and cross being both green throws me off,... why...? also why are the symbols diferent on either side of this comparison?
I'm reading it as green symbols are positive whether a check or an 'x' and non-green are negative.
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