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[โ€“] Godort@lemmy.ca 79 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

"Probably, but I have several questions."

  • Were you always a doorknob, or is this some kind of witch's curse situation?
  • If you were always a doorknob, how did we meet and what was our first date like?
  • If this is some curse, what did you do that warranted polymorphism, and how do we change you back. (Would you even want to go back?)
  • Could I be cursed to be the door that you're installed in?
  • How would intimacy work between us? I'm simply not creative enough to incorporate a doorknob into this
  • Being presumably immortal as a doorknob, or at the very least having a much longer lifespan than us mortals, how would you move on after old age claims me?

Adding to that last one;

Are you an antique door knob or cheap one that will fail in 10 years?

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