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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 82 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Opening for the Matrix. Sitting in a packed theater. Phone rings, Trinity dashes for it, picks up the line and the truck smashes through the booth.

Theater was dead silent, everyone was in awe.

I called out damn, should have used *69 got a decent uproar of laughter.

(iykyk, iydk, *69 on a landline used to call back the last person that called you. It was all over commercials.)

[–] albbi@piefed.ca 63 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I also have theatre joke story.

Opening for Jurassic Park. Packed theatre too. Triceratops is sick scene where they go to look at the droppings.

This scene comes up:

My younger brother who was probably 6 or 7 yells out "That's even bigger than mine!" and the whole theatre bursts out laughing!

I, as a kid, once said in a cinema "woah, that's a huge TV".

My parents and uncles wanted to go underground lmao.

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