laranis

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[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Standing? What harm has befallen you due to the existence of gay people? I think I'd watch this argument if it were a TV courtroom drama. Would be fascinating to see the plaintiff's lawyer try to argue this.

"Your honor. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. The existence of gay people has caused my client irreparable emotional distress. The constant thoughts of gay sex have plagued my client since adolescence. Thinking of men sucking other men's dicks. Women grinding pelvises together. Anal sex. Strap-on sex. Beards rubbing together in passionate moments. Boobies touching boobies. That's all my client has been able to think about since they learned of gay people when they were 12 at Bible camp."

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, feels like devil is in the details. Lots of gray area in "repairable".

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It will be used to hide heat signatures fighter aircraft and missiles. Don't try to church it up.

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is the kind of healthy drama I want to see. It seems so far fetched it might actually make a good television show.

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 62 points 1 month ago (4 children)

There it is.

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

Go, go, go, go...

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago

I'd buy a discount haunted house any day of the week. Just fix any CO or other toxic substance leaks and voila, instant exorcism!

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Home maintenance is 98% keeping the water where it belongs and out of where it doesn't.

After decades of it, any deviation, whether sound or creak or mark or moisture, gets my immediate attention like a frugal, OCD prairie dog intent on minimizing the cost of whatever impending home disaster is about to cost it thousands of dollars.